F.U.K. Fuel Up Kit Sasquatch Tee

F.U.K. Fuel Up Kit Sasquatch Tee

Look, I’ve spent years lurking in the forest wearing absolutely nothing, so I think I know a thing or two about effortless style.

But eventually a Sasquatch has to level up his fit.

Enter the F.U.K. Fuel Up Kit Tee — a tasteful little number for the discerning woodland gentleman who enjoys diesel heaters, questionable acronyms, and looking devastatingly handsome while hauling a fuel can through the backcountry.

The black tee is slimming — important when you’re carrying 430 pounds of raw cryptid sex appeal — while the bold F.U.K. graphic says, “Yes, I know how to keep my campsite warm, and yes, these sunglasses are prescription.”

Pair it with cargo shorts, hiking boots, and a light musk of pine needles and diesel fuel. Dress it up with a tasteful watch. Dress it down by removing the pants entirely. I’m a Sasquatch. Fashion rules are more of a suggestion.

F.U.K. Fuel Up Kit Tee
Because being elusive doesn’t mean you have to look like shit.